Graduate School


Leafcutter AntsThe California Academy of Science had a fantastic display on leafcutter ants.

A fallen cacao tree lay on a bed of simulated jungle floor in a 40′ plastic viewing chamber. A ceaseless line of ants curved around fake boulders, climbing over each other in a mindless drive to consume the leaves restored daily by museum workers. Leafless ants stream outward to the tree; flecks of green sail back upstream in a silent green regatta. Each ant takes its turn slicing off a piece of leaf, then returns it to the nest, where they are composted and used to grow food.

But what appears to be an organized dance is more of a drunken mosh pit. Leaves are dropped halfway back to the nest. Ants start slicing a leaf, are bumped by another and, and wheel around, slicing indiscriminantly. Ants resolutely chomp through the last bit holding the segment they themselves are on, and flutter to the ground. From time to time the ant stops slicing, tugs on the cut section, and if it doesn’t come loose, may wander away. Half-cut segments are abandoned, then restarted at an odd angle by another ant. Sometimes a final cut breaks a section free entirely, and it flutters to the ground below while the ant stumbles upside down to the other side of the leaf — or an ant tugs resolutely on the uncut piece of leaf, forgetting the piece that took so much work to cut free.

What does this have to do with my day? Nothing at all. I spent my day at an institute of higher learning.

Well, actually, the flowers haven’t even really stopped blooming on Berkeley campus this year. I spent my birthday at the beach by Fort Funston, lying in the ice plants, running up and down the hill with dogs, and playing in the monumental surf. So it’s hard to say what sort of winter spring is springing out of.

But it’s really spring because the semester is starting. Tomorrow marks the first day of a my second semester. A mind-bruising day: 9:30 to 7:00 pm, Eve Sweetser, John Searle, George Lakoff. Not much of an opportunity to be non-clever even for a minute. Oh, there is half an hour around 3:00 for food, that’ll be nice.

CIMG1110 CIMG1109 I also have a new office. I am installed in #544 on the fifth floor of the 1947 Center St. building, under the auspices of the clearly naive and optimistic International Computer Science Institute. (This is where the Neural Theory of Language group, FrameNET, the Semantic Web and several other AI projects live, too.) I have a view over Martin Luther King, Jr. park and the Peace Wall, over the bay to the fog on San Bruno, and on sunny days I can hear the bums fighting on the street below. I’m sure I’ll see many sunsets through this window and eat lots of cheap takeout in this office.